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The first of Eoin Colfer’s Artemis Fowl books concerns a largely unrepentant criminal mastermind in its 12-year-old hero, but his illegal edges have been considerably softened for his film debut. It makes one of children’s literature’s foremost rotters less fun than he should be, in the first of a number of storytelling missteps in Kenneth Branagh’s big-budget adaptation. Set in Ireland (the film plays fast and loose with the country’s geography), this Fowl family only steal to safeguard certain items and preserve the balance between the fairy and human worlds: the Rosetta Stone, Book Of Kells and something called an “Aculos”. That’s a magical object named as the ransom demand when the globe-trotting Artemis Fowl Sr (Colin Farrell, underused) is kidnapped by a shadowy figure identifed only as Opal Koboi (the book series’ big bad). Young super-genius Artemis (Ferdia Shaw) and his trusty right-hand man Domovoi Butler (Nonso Anozie) have to find the Aculos, which for some reason they do by kidnapping fairy Holly Short (Lara McDonnell) and inviting a home invasion. Colfer’s world is Bond — or at least Stormbreaker — meets Peter Pan in its intelligence-versus-magic plot, but this is less fun than that should be. In an effort to appear less Tinker Bell, these fairies brandish high-tech weaponry and magic that can be “jammed” remotely; even their wings are mechanical. It’s the humans here who have magnificent libraries full of old books and odd relics, but that neat reversal might work better if Artemis himself weren’t so tech-minded. Worse, the fairy kingdom seems deeply dystopian and barely connected to any of the myths and legends that might have lent this depth and texture (keep them peeled for a strained leprechaun pun). The camera swirls for ages to let us take in their city of Haven, but unfortunately none of it dazzles, especially in contrast to the worlds that Branagh created in Thor or even Cinderella. But the real problem here is that the script, based on the first two books, shows signs of having been cut to ribbons and woven back together. Newcomer Shaw’s Artemis seems virtually immobile for much of the running time, communicating less cunning and more a sense that he’s not sure what to do. Tamara Smart, as his friend and Domovoi’s niece Juliet, has nothing to play with; her biggest scene involves delivering Artemis a sandwich. In contrast, Holly is given a whole heap of distracting backstory about her disgraced father that adds a good ten minutes to the interminable exposition that is the film’s first half, laid out by Josh Gad’s Mulch Diggums, a giant dwarf whose interrogation by an unseen British Intelligence officer (for some reason) in an off-shore detention centre frames the tale. Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson co-writes, produces and stars in this film that draws, hugely, from his own upbringing. How much you fall for it will hang on how much you warm to Davidson, who, partly for plot reasons, partly not, is a bit of a blank canvas. His character, Scott, who has attention deficit disorder, is as stubborn as he is numb, unable to commit to a relationship, or a job, or to adulthood. Self-loathing and self-destructive, he smokes weed to slow down time. He may or may not be a talented tattooist, but after he inks a young kid’s arm on the fly, the boy’s enraged fireman dad, Ray (comedian Bill Burr), comes knocking — and ends up dating Scott’s mother (Marisa Tomei). From there, mostly thanks to Scott, who is hellbent on sabotaging their happiness, it’s a struggle, for everyone. 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